The Lieutenants
1- Shaundi(s)
Which one should i speak about...? Shaundi used to be great when she was young but she's now a beach.
She's Boss's lieutenant and used to manage missions referring to The Sons Of Samedi gang. She has been very useful to the Boss thanks to all of her boyfriends which she used to get information's from. She has been < src = Opened ><Delete data-base _ Hack test Shaundi: success> < Banned tentative: Failed > < Database controlled by - Fun Shaundi > < ID="I_Love_Loa_Dust" password=*****" > < Banned tentative: Failed >
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Hacked and edited by Shaundi: FIRST, we say "BITCH"! Then I'm ALWAYS young.
Saints: I would have love to write my biography by myself, but i already did it in my book and i want you to buy it! It's essential to know who the lieutenants are when you take part in that gang.
I also want you to watch "I wanna sleep with Shaundi". Very instructive.You Saints, can own it for only 265$. It maybe looks expensive but there is 1238 pages.
Hacked and edited by "fun" Shaundi: Ho, shut up and leave people alone with all your fucking buzy-business's stuffs. Let 'em read my biography in Wikia.
Loa Dust's waiting for you, dear.
2- Pierce Washington
As for Shaundi, Pierce met the Boss while he needed some help to conquer Stilwater's territory and hunt the others gangs.
Voluntary, Pierce isstrategical. He is 3rd Street Saints's brain. Pierce is a good guy who does his best.
His first mission was about caring the Ronins but he was useful throughout Stilwater's occupation.
Don't underestimate him: He looks to be the good mate but can be redoubtable. (Especially under Shaundi's influence. Avoid competitions between those two. They are able to kill you for a bet about "who's killing the most people" just to win the party.).
Then, Pierce created Saints Flow. Supra Excellent.Or not.
Check your kit and taste.
I personaly think there's Loa Dust in the ingredients to make it addictive. But he gave me that list to reassure you: Purified water, coca leaves, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbate & Sodiuum Benzoate, Phosphoric acid, caffiene and citric acid. Pretty the same, huh?
Message to the Saints who will have their first mission with him: "Pierce here! Bring back your ass at friendly fire. We're going to titillate some Policemen with Zimos and Viola."
I think it means that you're going to use... thefuck-them-he-is-famous dildot-bat for the first time of your life. Good luck... i will prey for the policemen.
3- Johnny Gat
He started as a lieutenant while he was one of the first members of the 3rd Street Saints. That's how he met The Boss after he (Boss) got saved by Julius and Troy.
When Troy betrayed the Saints, Gat attempted to kill him. For this act, he got send in prison for nearly 2 years where he had to be executed.
But The Boss saved him.
Gat used to have a girlfriend who got Hara Kiri by the Ronins who then, impaled him. He got drive to the hospital and...
The Boss Saved him again.
Few years later, my boss, Philippe Loren from the Morningstars killed him.
But the Boss just revenged.
UnFortunatly, it turned out that he only got kidnapped by the Zins, some short head monkeys extra-terrestrials.
As you can read,Kenny Johnny is a survivor.
Here is for his biography. Let's speak serious now:
As soon as you get your clothes, go to see him for the traditional welcoming. I suggest you to train yourself to the hand-to-hand fight because you're going to take yourself one loosen up. That's how he shows us how much he loves his Saints. (Don't get trick by his fake hug)
You will easily recognise him. That's the one who have the biggest head, standing near the himself bus's face.
Important information: Aisha's CD is not inside your Saints Row kit but you should better own it because you will have to sing during yourhazing meeting.
Check Johnny's merch here:
Aisha's compilation special offer: Buy two, get two.
Own the non released alone Saints Row game based on Gat's nightmares memories.
3- Viola
"I needed a hero but no one came for me" is the last text message i got from her on my phone.
She was my boss with monsieur Loren (just before our actual Boss). I was not sure to know who i had to obey as they often disagreed while threatens spurted out from everywhere. But this time was less worse than the time Viola lead with hercopy paste's sister named Kiki. (do not zombiefied repose in peace)
Before monsieur Loren's death, Viola and Kiki were both his right-hands: The syndicate's leaders who mostly cared about the Morningstar's gang. They ran about financial stuffs, human trafficking, prostitution, arts and... thefisthouse penthouse. (The fuck me i'm famous penthouse which needed my skills. I mean... for the website. Nothing more. I swear. So stop asking me about that because we never met. NEVER!)
When the Boss killed Philippe for revenge, Viola and Kiki suddenly got under Killbane's orders. Kiki underestimated him whereas her last word was his name. Eddie. Indeed, Killbane brutally shattered her frail neck between his musculared fingers as a dislocatedmuppet puppet.
That's why Viola joined the Saints. She betrayed the Syndicate and fought against her own gangs (Deckers, Luchadores and Morningstars) with us until she got revenge against him.
Now, as Shaundi is always alive while the Boss saved them, Viola just disappeared overnight. No one know if she is always alive. She told me nothing before leaving, but i have some theories about what happened:
1- She wanted a new life, got her a new identity, took Philippe's inheritance, buried her sister, got a family and dead in the earth's explosion surrounded by love and happiness.
2- She hired Justine, Ryan, Heather and Nikki as lieutenants to make a new gang and hunt Killbane.
3- She got kidnapped by the Zins after beeing saved and is actually stucked somewhere forgotten by those stupid monkeys.
(Don't draw her moustaches or i will find you.)
Edit: Gat found Viola in Hell. Maybe i will add one or two lines.
4- Kinzie Kensington
That new lieutenant got saved by the Saints while she was an FBI agent captured by the Deckers. As we (french) says: Kinzie has inherent knowledge. She scent danger from a close neighbour to the very depths of the space. Some would say that she is paranoïac but never tell her such a thing Saints, or the redness of her greasy hairs will reminds you that she has no soul.
According to her, that word is "totally inappropriate" as "paranoïac's fear is a non-existent and fanciful threat", adding then that her "alien theory was NOT eccentric!"
If you are in her team, it means that you area conspiracy theorist one of our brains. So congrats. We are sorry not to take you seriously and to joke about your "clear-sightedness".
Also, it's possible that you will have to manage with her propensity for violence if she disagrees with you about subjects like Paul MacCartney's cloning. According to her theory, Oleg was just the beginning of a huge experience which would make people like her having evil twins (i'm not sure that her double would be the evil's one anyway...). I heard that she told The Boss that someone ill-intentioned (looking like her) observed her "whereabouts at all times" because "she" wanted to "use the supremacie of her skills".
I know that a lot of Saints love Kinzie. But meet her for real just once and then... think again about that theory with TWO Kinzie(or more...) on earth. I already experienced this with Viola and Kiki as they were my boss and it was.... double suffering.
Also, you are not free from making her even more angry if you fall into the trap of Matt's trolling. (Don't listen to him, he can be very dangerous for your psychological health.)
Some vital rules to remember about "how you've got to act in front of Kinzie":
Anyway, actually Kinzie is not here to supervise your missions. She is fighting alongside Gat in hell. But she will probably tell you more about vortex's theory and parallel worlds when she will be back.
Waiting for that, Pierce and Shaundi will learn you how to use weapons without accidentally kill your mates.
She's Boss's lieutenant and used to manage missions referring to The Sons Of Samedi gang. She has been very useful to the Boss thanks to all of her boyfriends which she used to get information's from. She has been
Hacked and edited by Shaundi: FIRST, we say "BITCH"! Then I'm ALWAYS young.
Saints: I would have love to write my biography by myself, but i already did it in my book and i want you to buy it! It's essential to know who the lieutenants are when you take part in that gang.
I also want you to watch "I wanna sleep with Shaundi". Very instructive.You Saints, can own it for only 265$. It maybe looks expensive but there is 1238 pages.
Hacked and edited by "fun" Shaundi: Ho, shut up and leave people alone with all your fucking buzy-business's stuffs. Let 'em read my biography in Wikia.
Loa Dust's waiting for you, dear.
2- Pierce Washington
As for Shaundi, Pierce met the Boss while he needed some help to conquer Stilwater's territory and hunt the others gangs.
Voluntary, Pierce is
His first mission was about caring the Ronins but he was useful throughout Stilwater's occupation.
Don't underestimate him: He looks to be the good mate but can be redoubtable. (Especially under Shaundi's influence. Avoid competitions between those two. They are able to kill you for a bet about "who's killing the most people" just to win the party.).
Then, Pierce created Saints Flow. Supra Excellent.
Check your kit and taste.
I personaly think there's Loa Dust in the ingredients to make it addictive. But he gave me that list to reassure you: Purified water, coca leaves, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbate & Sodiuum Benzoate, Phosphoric acid, caffiene and citric acid. Pretty the same, huh?
Message to the Saints who will have their first mission with him: "Pierce here! Bring back your ass at friendly fire. We're going to titillate some Policemen with Zimos and Viola."
I think it means that you're going to use... the
3- Johnny Gat
He started as a lieutenant while he was one of the first members of the 3rd Street Saints. That's how he met The Boss after he (Boss) got saved by Julius and Troy.
When Troy betrayed the Saints, Gat attempted to kill him. For this act, he got send in prison for nearly 2 years where he had to be executed.
But The Boss saved him.
Gat used to have a girlfriend who got Hara Kiri by the Ronins who then, impaled him. He got drive to the hospital and...
The Boss Saved him again.
Few years later, my boss, Philippe Loren from the Morningstars killed him.
But the Boss just revenged.
As you can read,
Here is for his biography. Let's speak serious now:
As soon as you get your clothes, go to see him for the traditional welcoming. I suggest you to train yourself to the hand-to-hand fight because you're going to take yourself one loosen up. That's how he shows us how much he loves his Saints. (Don't get trick by his fake hug)
You will easily recognise him. That's the one who have the biggest head, standing near the himself bus's face.
Important information: Aisha's CD is not inside your Saints Row kit but you should better own it because you will have to sing during your
Check Johnny's merch here:
Own the non released alone Saints Row game based on Gat's nightmares memories.
3- Viola
"I needed a hero but no one came for me" is the last text message i got from her on my phone.
She was my boss with monsieur Loren (just before our actual Boss). I was not sure to know who i had to obey as they often disagreed while threatens spurted out from everywhere. But this time was less worse than the time Viola lead with her
Before monsieur Loren's death, Viola and Kiki were both his right-hands: The syndicate's leaders who mostly cared about the Morningstar's gang. They ran about financial stuffs, human trafficking, prostitution, arts and... the
When the Boss killed Philippe for revenge, Viola and Kiki suddenly got under Killbane's orders. Kiki underestimated him whereas her last word was his name. Eddie. Indeed, Killbane brutally shattered her frail neck between his musculared fingers as a dislocated
That's why Viola joined the Saints. She betrayed the Syndicate and fought against her own gangs (Deckers, Luchadores and Morningstars) with us until she got revenge against him.
Now, as Shaundi is always alive while the Boss saved them, Viola just disappeared overnight. No one know if she is always alive. She told me nothing before leaving, but i have some theories about what happened:
1- She wanted a new life, got her a new identity, took Philippe's inheritance, buried her sister, got a family and dead in the earth's explosion surrounded by love and happiness.
2- She hired Justine, Ryan, Heather and Nikki as lieutenants to make a new gang and hunt Killbane.
3- She got kidnapped by the Zins after beeing saved and is actually stucked somewhere forgotten by those stupid monkeys.
(Don't draw her moustaches or i will find you.)
Edit: Gat found Viola in Hell. Maybe i will add one or two lines.
4- Kinzie Kensington
That new lieutenant got saved by the Saints while she was an FBI agent captured by the Deckers. As we (french) says: Kinzie has inherent knowledge. She scent danger from a close neighbour to the very depths of the space. Some would say that she is paranoïac but never tell her such a thing Saints, or the redness of her greasy hairs will reminds you that she has no soul.
According to her, that word is "totally inappropriate" as "paranoïac's fear is a non-existent and fanciful threat", adding then that her "alien theory was NOT eccentric!"
If you are in her team, it means that you are
Also, it's possible that you will have to manage with her propensity for violence if she disagrees with you about subjects like Paul MacCartney's cloning. According to her theory, Oleg was just the beginning of a huge experience which would make people like her having evil twins (i'm not sure that her double would be the evil's one anyway...). I heard that she told The Boss that someone ill-intentioned (looking like her) observed her "whereabouts at all times" because "she" wanted to "use the supremacie of her skills".
I know that a lot of Saints love Kinzie. But meet her for real just once and then... think again about that theory with TWO Kinzie
Also, you are not free from making her even more angry if you fall into the trap of Matt's trolling. (Don't listen to him, he can be very dangerous for your psychological health.)
Some vital rules to remember about "how you've got to act in front of Kinzie":
Anyway, actually Kinzie is not here to supervise your missions. She is fighting alongside Gat in hell. But she will probably tell you more about vortex's theory and parallel worlds when she will be back.
Waiting for that, Pierce and Shaundi will learn you how to use weapons without accidentally kill your mates.