Hey Saints!

Today is the D-Day!
Try to be good and make a gesture: Spare a life.

Let's speak about the Genki Mobile Auctions first: The car has been left to one of our Saints for the modest sum of 18 299$. Congrats to the guy who bought it (and merry christmas Wings For Life). You will shake all the temptress owners (especially if you inhale them inside your canon).

Next, the Boss, the lieutenants team and i wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS! Everyone is back from hell and the video game made from their adventure by DSVolition's team is almost ready. It means that you will be able to own your copy in less than one month.
The Boss also asked me to tell you not to forget to clean the headquarters rooms before leaving or she will ask the lieutenants to visit you with the special barley sugar's dildo bat edition. You will have to lick until it would melt down. (I should specify that it's made of plastic.)

So, the Boss and team spent their christmas in North Pole playing poker with Santa.
Do you know what Stilwater and Steelport's counters are like? It's some sort of supports where you can stick your advertising (means pocket money for the one who own the city).

Let's start with the Boss's serie which was created to promote the gang and hire some new Saints (Face A and B):

Stilwater ones were strictly forbidden by Ultor's Company. So it has been give out at schools entrance by some Saints and used by the students in the hidden casino of the Marshall Winslow Rec Center.

Next, here are the ones from the most prosper societies of both cities.
I used to go Phuc Mi with my mates when i lived in the Chinatown District almost every day.



My favorite counter is the Freckle Bitch's one though...! I miss The Fist so much.
So now, tell me. Which radio channel do you listen when you steal a car have a ride?

I like K12, 90 Gen and The Mix. (I should write them to ask for this one.)

Last counters are about the rare and limited Stilwater-Steelport special edition made to twin both cities; some gangs enemy i'm not supposed to own as it has been print after a bitch hacked files's printer.
Kinzie lead an investigation and told the Boss the culprit was Matt but she did not believed her as the Decker was only around 10 years old while he would have been hire to do that.



Some of those counters has been used yesterday night for a Strip-Poker with Santa and his sprites. It was Pierce's idea. Everyone first thought that it could be fun but "everyone" should also remember that Pierce NEVER-HAS-GOOD-IDEAS.
Also, Shaundi can't look Santa in the eyes anymore and the Boss falter.
I mean... no hidden lollipops. Who really wanted to know what he was hidding under his big red outfit?

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