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Great news Saints!!
Gat Out Of Hell is now released on a video game made by Deepsilver and Volition's team (Boss's hired) EVERY WHERE in the world (which means that our civilians can buy it too now)! You can own it as a download expension on PS3, XBOX360, Steam or own a physical version c-c-c-combooo with the row's previous adventure AND Gat Out Of Hell on PS4 and Xbox One. British will also be able to own a wee-ja board with a... nice "Happy Meal" box.
(Don't forget that Volition and Deepsilver are Saints too, so if you want to write a review, avoid marks under 9,5/10 or the PR, (too) close to the Boss, will kick your ass.)
I will do one as soon as i will have received mine, though.

So, new year means new missions. And new missions mean no more time.

Now that Gat, Kinzie and the Boss are back from hell, the whole lieutenants team will require you to plan things. This is going to be a busy year and you will need an agenda to write all your rendez-vous because you can't afford to be late. It's important to get organized.
If you are paid as well as i am (none), know that you can adopt the DIY style.

1- Steal Lend Viola's paint
2- You will need "ultramarine blue" (with red shade) and "alizarin crimson hue permanent"'s color to mix them together.
(... Never mind, just take the "purple".)
3- Paint three layers on a canvas in half-dough (I mean... use it bit diluted with water). You've gotta wait it to dry between each. (Yes, you can "use a hair-drier".).
4- Mix the blue ultramarine and the aliza... i mean, mix the purple with a pooh of white and paint another layer until it's uniformly purple. Then if you're gifted enough, make some effect playing with those two colors.
5- Find a Fleur de Lys, get the Saints logo and print it on a 250g/m² Canson paper. Cut.
6- Now the canvas is dry, stick it on an ugly free agenda someone gave you this year (it always happens).
7- Get a silvery spray and tag the Fleur-de-lys. (It works the same as on Stilwater's walls).
8- Stick the fleur-de-lys and the logo on your agenda.
9- Get some ads about Genki, your favorite restaurants, city's map, murderers souvenirs with your mates..., and stick your stuffs everywhere.
10- Cover the book and USE IT!!!
I mean, use it right, it's not a fucking coaster.


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Date
22th janury 2015